Your villain form has a laminated plan. The vacation has time blocks. The dinner has an agenda. When someone says 'let's just wing it,' a small muscle under your eye begins its own villain arc. You have re-folded towels that were already folded, in someone else's house.
Delegation, to you, is watching someone do it wrong in real time. Your friends have stopped suggesting restaurants because the counter-proposal arrives with parking information and a backup option ranked by noise level.
And yet — everything you run actually works, and everyone quietly relies on it. The upright Emperor builds the structure and then sits down in it. Let one dinner be chaos. Nobody dies. Probably.
